Rooney’s primary school teachers still scared of him

19:45 0 Comments



SEVERAL teachers remained in hiding when Wayne Rooney returned to visit his old primary school, it has emerged.
Millionaire harness bull Rooney visited his first school in Liverpool to mark his 100th England cap and make good on some threats he doled out as a six-year-old.
Teacher Wayne Haynes said: “My abiding memory of Wayne is cowering in the stationary cupboard while his small but immensely powerful fists drummed on the door as he demanded I come out and face him.
“During Wayne’s time we became the only teaching staff in the UK authorised to use a tranquiliser dart gun.
“If you’ve seen the horror film The Brood, it was like that.
“I still check under the bed every night.”

Unknown

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

0 კომენტარი:

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)